We have a new guest contributor to AGH who is rather angry and may offend the faint heart, so be warned. His name is Shitty Bill but what ever you do don’t call him Shitty Bill. He tried to fart but ended up shitting his pants when he was a kid, hence the reason for his nickname. He is the founding member of the Irish chapter of the ‘People who hate People Party’.
Over to you Shitty:
We here at the People who hate People Party or PPP for short, have long held our tongues on matters important to us, mostly because we fear our ‘out there’ ideas and ‘far out’ notions might offend the masses. But the time has come to throw off the PC shackles and speak freely and loudly!
What has caused us to break from policy? What has us so incensed? The answer is simple, taxi drivers, or Dublin taxi drivers to be more specific. Wir mÃ¼ssen die Taxisfahrer ausrotten!! They really do get on my tits. If it’s not some cranky monosyllabic Man United fan its some racist, over opinionated Man Untied fan with a bad case of verbal diarrhoea! Strikes, overcharging and bitching about the airport is all we get from these people. They really are the dregs of the service industry.
“How many bags did you say you had? Ya ill just add them on now for ya…”
But I have a solution, a final solution if you will. Es ist Zeit fÃ¼r SÃ¤uberung. They should all be lured onto trains with the promise of meeting Cantona or something. The trains should then carry them off to “re-education campsâ€? somewhere in the mid-lands. Now, it is not for me to say what would go on at these “re-education campsâ€? or how many taxi drivers would return. I can however say with some certainty that the streets of Dublin would be much quieter, safer and calmer. So come on people…Es ist Zeit fÃ¼r Rache! Recalim the streets, reclaim the city from these cockroaches of the night.
Depending on the success of the first phase of our final solution, we would propose extending the “re-educationâ€? scheme to include all motorcycle couriers in phase 2 and all Dublin Bus bus drivers in phase 3.
This has been a party political broadcast on behalf of the PPP (The People Who Hate People Party).